Inggris Translate Sunda

1. Spending alot of time with doing nothing = Ngajedog
2. Got hit by the truck that is moving backward = Katabrak Treuk
3. Talk too much about uninportant thing = Ngacapruk
4. Fall backward and then hit own head = Ngajengkang
5. Falling forward and may hit own face = Tikusruk
6. A small sharp thing embedded inside one fingers skin = Kasura
7. Have much less knowledge = Beleugug
8. A little chair made from woods = Jojodog
9. People who always annoy other people = Si kehed
10. Man or women who has an ugly face = Goreng patut
11. Just take rest but didn't sleep = Gogoleran
12. Meals made from rice which is covering by banana leaf and have much of surprise inside        = Leupeut
13. The situation when your brain need more oxygen = Heu'ay
14. A women who have hillarious body like a spain guitar = Bahenol
15. People who have thought more mature than her age = kokolot begog
16. A type of people who have a long chin = Cameuh
17. A something that can radiate the sparkling light = Buricak Burinong
18. A verry small plate usually used for pad of coffe cup = Pisin
19. There's a little something disgusting in your eyes = Cileuh
20. That moment when you walking after the rain and mud is splattered on your shoes = Jeblog
21. People who's talking him self with unhappy face = Kukulutus
22. Style of walk one day after marriage = Egang
23. People who doesn't know anything but feel so good = Cileupeung Pisan
    
    
    ada yang mau nambahin ????

Bodor

Tilu poe katukang Kang Beben gura-giru datang ka Pa Mantri, ceunah teuraraos awak, sabada dipariksa, pa mantri nyimpulkeun yen panyakit kang Beben teh geus loba pisan, pangpangna loba teuing sosonoan jeung pamajikannana, tur eweuh watesanana.pa mantri nyarankeun, nu leuwih alus mah mun rek sosonoan kudu make jadwal nu matuh, saminggu cukup tilu kali "kumaha carana pa mantri ngarah bisa inget jadwalna ? ceuk kang Beben, ! saenama mah ciriian we dinten naon wae anu awalanna di hurup "S" contona SENEN, SALASA jeung SAPTU ceuk pa mantri,

geus saminggu kang Beben ngajalankeun naon anu dititah ku pa mantri, asup minggu ka dua di poe kaopat kang beben teu kuat nahan, kapaksa ngalanggar saran pa mantri, tuluy ngahudangkeun pamajikannana nu keur sare, kulisik pamajikannana hudang bari sateungah lulungu pok pamajikannana nanya " 

naha malem naon ari ayeuna kang ?

ssssst malem SUM'AT, tembal kang Beben bari ngagabrug pamajikannana  

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C.A.N.D.I

Ternyata jumlah Candi terbanyak ada di tatar SUNDA
Karena selain Candi Cangkuang di kota Garut, masih banyak Candi Candi lainnya seperti :

• Candi bayar
• Candi bere
• Candi mandian
• Candi cukur
• Candi sunatan
• Candi laksanakeun
• Candi kawinkeun
• Candi cobaan
• Candi dahar
• Candiditu-Candidieu

dan masih banyak candi candi lainya 

E.D.A.N

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